The title is referring to 24. I never saw 24. Well, I've seen the number. I never saw the show. No interest really. Not my sorta thing. I do have a Kiefer Sutherland story though. I think I recapped it in my book, Who Is Grey Albright? Long story short, at my first job ever in Boston (and really only job ever where I collected a weekly paycheck), I was working in a film production office and someone called for the producer and I asked them who they were. "Tell him, it's Kiefer," and I was like, "Kiefer? Kiefer who?" "It's Kiefer Sutherland, you jackass!" I wasn't made for answering phones, apparently. Y'all gotta admit; you hear the name Kiefer out of context and it's a bizarre name. Though, it wasn't fully out of context, I suppose, since it was a film office. Any hoo! Whatever Trevor Bauer did prior to yesterday's game, do it again! Was it the pre-game chucking of a softball three-quarters of hectare? Then do that! Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 3 ER, 8 baserunners with 14 Ks. Well, hello, there. Can you stay a while? Maybe I can make you a Cuba Libre and some Brazilian cheesy bread? His peripherals are gorge too -- 11.5 K/9, 3 BB/9 and a 3.03 xFIP. Of course, his opponent, Sonny Gray went 4 2/3 IP, 7 ER, and thus illuminates the problem. Gray was solid too, a game ago, and now look at him. I'd grab Bauer for some Ks, but the risk is enormous. He doesn't just happen to have a 6.00 ERA even after yesterday's game. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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