I have Michael Jackson's autograph from his three distinct artistic periods -- Jackson 5, breakout solo artist, fondler -- and while they are priceless, I'm going to put them by this open window--NOOOOO!!! Torenado!!! I been pouring out some liquor for the fact that Arenado's homers are gone, gone, gone. And trying to help fantasy baseballers (<--my mom's term!) if their Correa is gone. And since Arenado starting to bubble like a tub full of Calgon. Guess it's only right that I should help you with how much Nolan Arenado hits are gone. Sorry, that song was on my iTunes, and felt appropriate. If my baby boo bae, Giancarlo, wasn't metaphorically already all over my bedsheets, Arenado would be right there. Yesterday, he went 5-for-6, 4 runs, 7 RBIs with three homers (19, 20, 21), and the summer is here in Coors. Yippee, you mothertruckers! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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