Between trade deadline deals and prospect call-ups, I am so super jacked right now, I could jackhammer a road with my excitement! Is it weird that I'm picturing a mural of Giancarlo on the ground while I jackhammer said road with my excitement? "Hey, move that traffic cone! Giancarlo's birthmark is further down and to the right!" That's me directing city workers as they put my Giancarlo mural on my block. So, with Dexter Fowler hitting the DL with a forearm strain, the Card called up Harrison Bader. I'm kicking myself for going Willie Calhoun over Harrison Bader two weeks ago in NL-Only FAAB. Real bad call by me. Now, I got Willie Calhoun, who sounds like someone in Alcatraz, and I'm kicking rocks. Why do we care? Bader has 19 HRs, 9 SBs and a .297 average in Triple-A, and Prospector Ralph put him 36th overall on his top 100 fantasy baseball prospect list. I attempted to add him everywhere, even in ESPN leagues where he's not in their system yet. Oops, guess they didn't see him coming. Apparently, they don't put the ESP in ESPN. Bader's overall profile looks to be a 20-ish homers, 12ish steals, .275-ish average. His -ish looks Fowler-ish, and I'm chicken-lickin'. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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