I Got Shohei I Nearly Passed Out
I'm excited to announce that I've already participated in my first 2018 fantasy baseball mock draft. And here's the crazy part, it's still 2017. Mind blown! Last week Scott White from CBS invited me to...
View ArticlePhillies Pay Up To Get Back That Carlos They Traded To Clev…Nope, It’s Santana
Carlos Santana was signed by the Phils. Did Carlos Santana ever have a song called, "Harumph?" Cause he's making me harumph all over the place. Doesn't Hoskins play 1B? Will Santana move to 3rd? I...
View ArticleAn Angels Post That Isn’t About Ohtani or Trout…
Love is too strong of a word. I like The Los Angeles Angels' acquisition of shortstop Zack Cozart. As I write this column, it's the Halos' most recent power move. Subsequent to winning the lottery with...
View ArticleTop 20 Shortstops for 2018 Fantasy Baseball
So far we've (I've) gone over the top 10 for 2018 fantasy baseball, top 20 for 2018 fantasy baseball, top 20 catchers for 2018 fantasy baseball, top 20 1st basemen for 2018 fantasy baseball and the...
View ArticleFantasy Baseball Podcast: Top Shortstops for 2018 Fantasy Baseball
Spring is on its way! The RCLs are up and running, Grey's busted through his rankings, and it's not negative 100 outside my house for once. As if the opening sentences didn't generate enough...
View ArticleShortstops to Target, 2018 Fantasy Baseball
Two years ago, this post and the 2nd basemen to target were necessary evils like changing underwear. Whether you wanted to or not, it was a good idea to take a flyer on a late middle infielder, and...
View ArticleRolling In The Deep: Some Silly Deep-League Predictions Since It’s Finally...
The season hasn’t even started, and I’m so exhausted from trying to predict what’s going to happen this year that I thought I’d change it up a little for the last week of the pre-season. This time, I’m...
View ArticleYanks And German Are Surprising Allies
Keeping the weekend theme of rookie pitchers not giving up hits, yesterday Domingo German went 6 IP, 0 ER, zero hits, 2 BBs, 9 Ks, ERA at 2.66. Since I wasn't very familiar with German -- "Guten tag,...
View ArticleDraft: Because The Internet
You’ll have to forgive me for any shortcomings in this Draft article. I’ve spent the last two days going down a Childish Gambino rabbit hole (I still can’t believe this is Donald Glover singing...
View ArticleA’s Found A Center Fielder In Fowler Territory
Trevor Cahill hit the DL. Fun Fact! If you have Hill in your last name, there's a 100% chance you're injury prone and will be on the DL for the majority of the season. It's a curse that began when...
View ArticleDraft: Severino Can Cure The Mondays
Hello and welcome back to another Monday. Too bad you have to go to work on this one. Can you imagine if all Mondays were holidays? I guess then people would get a case of the Tuesdays. Anyhoo, I've...
View ArticleNats Wave Magic Juan Twice in New York, Keeping Us On A Need Soto Basis
"Lower the koozie a little bit. No, a little bit more. Okay, now spray some mist on the outside of the can to make it look like it's sweating. Now rub your finger from the D in Dr. to the R in...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 13: Strickland Teaches Door a Lesson
Well, you can’t fix this malady. After blowing a save on Monday night, Hunter Strickland punched a wall and broke his hand. He’s expected to go 6 to 8 weeks without blowing another save.. Stash or...
View ArticlePadres Forbidden From Hitting A Minor
To paraphrase DJ Khaled, "We got a Minor key alert! Another one." To paraphrase the cops that arrested Principal Rooney, "This is because of the Minors." *Donald Trump looking at the Rangers'...
View ArticleTop 20 2nd Basemen for 2019 Fantasy Baseball
One super quick word about the top 20 2nd basemen for 2019 fantasy baseball and all the 2019 fantasy baseball rankings, each ranking appears insanely long and it is, but I imagine in a lot of leagues...
View ArticleTop 20 Shortstops for 2019 Fantasy Baseball
Is it possible I will have drafted a shortstop in the 1st round, a shortstop in the 2nd round for my MI spot and a shortstop in the 3rd round for my utility spot? Prolly not, but I don't want to rule...
View ArticleTop 20 3rd Basemen for 2019 Fantasy Baseball
After going over the top 20 shortstops for 2019 fantasy baseball, I needed a cigarette. A good after-sex cigarette, not a waiting-to-go-into-court-to-hear-if-you-have-to-spend-18-months-in-jail...
View ArticleVlad A Rare Oblique Jr.
A Loch Ness Monster waits nervously in a doctor's office. He turns to his left to a unicorn. "What brought you in here?" "I was having a weird pang behind my horn for a few weeks while in Candyland,...
View Article2019 Spring Training Position Battles: The AL West
NL West | NL Central | NL East || AL West | AL Central | AL East I don’t pay much attention to Spring Training Statistics. You never know who the statistics are coming against. Baseball-Reference...
View ArticleYankee Fans Get Cole In Their Holiday Stockings
I'm here in sunny downtown San Diego at the Winter Meetings and just ran into Matt Kemp. How ya doing, Matt? "I'm great, Grey, excited about continuing my career." Which career is that, Matt?...
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