2020 Fantasy Baseball Team Preview: San Francisco Giants
In last week's preview, we covered the Arizona Diamondbacks. For this week, we're deep-diving to the bottom of the NL West to find the Giants. Many naive San Fran fans will tell you that this is their...
View ArticleRanking the Pitchers From the 2020 MLB Draft Who Could Impact Your Fantasy...
Who could be this year's Chris Sale or Brandon Finnegan? Those two made their Major League debuts in the same year in which they were drafted: 2010 for Sale, 2014 for Finnegan. Sure, both of those...
View ArticleOzzie Man Does
Atlanta Braves top prospect/hot shot rookie/middle infielder/the "New" Georgia Peach Ozzie Albies hit his second career major league home run in just his ninth career major league start going 2-for-4...
View ArticleGray Pilots The Plane While Rockies Take Braves Pitchers To Bathroom
On the ones and twos, it's not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby's mouth, dropping another one in a major key. It's yo' boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster,...
View ArticleGood Luck Storming The Castillo In 2018 Drafts
Watching Luis Castillo is officially an ASMR trigger. *insert onomatopoeia of satisfied exhale, picks up invisible fork and knife, mimes cutting up satisfied exhale, eats exhale* Do you see how...
View ArticleAbreu Taking Irma Frustrations Out On San Fran
There's a common term sociologists use called, The Tide of Uze. Everything that encompasses everyday life is on The Tide of Uze. Brushing your teeth, walking your dog, Jose Abreu, they're all on The...
View ArticleFanDuel: Hard Work and Elbow Rhys
DFS could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic... why it could be Rhys Lightnin' today! I'd probably draft Rhys Hoskins above a whole bunch of guys next season. Throw Jose Abreu, Miguel Cabrera, Eric...
View ArticleDaniel Tames Phillies In Lion’s Mengden
As the story goes, Daniel Mengden entered the Lion's Den Friday night with a 6.59 ERA through 17 career major league starts, and somehow left the game with his first career complete game shut out...
View ArticleAnd Teoscar Goes To….
*fumbles with an envelope, Hillary Swank stands next to me, watching on, embarrassed for me* And the Teoscar goes to...Teoscar Hernandez! Hillary Swank leans into the microphone, "Well, he was the...
View ArticleTop 20 Shortstops, 2017 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
Here's what I said last year, "We’re gonna find out if the top 20 shortstops are as Ken Bonerific as the top 20 2nd basemen. Hint: they are. Damn, I gotta work on building suspense. That hint...
View ArticleOzzie Man Does
Atlanta Braves top prospect/hot shot rookie/middle infielder/the "New" Georgia Peach Ozzie Albies hit his second career major league home run in just his ninth career major league start going 2-for-4...
View ArticleGray Pilots The Plane While Rockies Take Braves Pitchers To Bathroom
On the ones and twos, it's not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby's mouth, dropping another one in a major key. It's yo' boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster,...
View ArticleGood Luck Storming The Castillo In 2018 Drafts
Watching Luis Castillo is officially an ASMR trigger. *insert onomatopoeia of satisfied exhale, picks up invisible fork and knife, mimes cutting up satisfied exhale, eats exhale* Do you see how...
View ArticleAbreu Taking Irma Frustrations Out On San Fran
There's a common term sociologists use called, The Tide of Uze. Everything that encompasses everyday life is on The Tide of Uze. Brushing your teeth, walking your dog, Jose Abreu, they're all on The...
View ArticleFanDuel: Hard Work and Elbow Rhys
DFS could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic... why it could be Rhys Lightnin' today! I'd probably draft Rhys Hoskins above a whole bunch of guys next season. Throw Jose Abreu, Miguel Cabrera, Eric...
View ArticleDaniel Tames Phillies In Lion’s Mengden
As the story goes, Daniel Mengden entered the Lion's Den Friday night with a 6.59 ERA through 17 career major league starts, and somehow left the game with his first career complete game shut out...
View ArticleAnd Teoscar Goes To….
*fumbles with an envelope, Hillary Swank stands next to me, watching on, embarrassed for me* And the Teoscar goes to...Teoscar Hernandez! Hillary Swank leans into the microphone, "Well, he was the...
View ArticleTop 20 Shortstops, 2017 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
Here's what I said last year, "We’re gonna find out if the top 20 shortstops are as Ken Bonerific as the top 20 2nd basemen. Hint: they are. Damn, I gotta work on building suspense. That hint...
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