Glen Perkins hit the DL with a shoulder strain. Or, for those of you who have Siri read these posts to them, "Sorry, Grey, there's no set closers in the Minnesota area, would you like to open up your search to waivers?" Thanks, Siri, I would. "Googling theater times for The Wood." Ugh, Siri. True Story Alert! Because my pronunciation on everything is fudged up worse than See's Candy. I tried having Siri call a friend of mine when I was pulling up to their house to pick them up, and Siri came back with, "Calling Israeli consulate to tell them you're outside waiting." I then immediately pulled over to stop a call that sounds like it would be flagged by the NSA. So, Perkins's situation is hairier than a merkins' situation; Kevin Jepsen should be the first go-to guy in the pen, but he's no guarantee. Everyone is in play for the Twins' job, Jepsen, Trevor May, Fernando Abad, Casey Fien and Ryan Pressly. Jepsen has experience, May has stuff, Fernando is a Abad righty, but an okay lefty for situational saves, Fien is not F-I-N-E and Pressly is the closer if everyone else leaves the building. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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