Addison’s Moonlighting At 2nd Shepherds Him To Majors
Addison Russell was playing some some 2nd base in Triple-A yesterday, minding his own business, when the Cubs management heard something they didn't like, five full minutes of non-Cubs prospect talk on...
View ArticleFantasy Gods Serve Yasmany Leg Of Lamb
Jake Lamb hit the DL with a stress reaction in his foot. Now the Diamondbacks' defense will go from Lamb to the slaughter with Yasmany Tomas taking over. Yasmany makes Sandoval look like a gazelle....
View ArticleI Am Buy Dexterous
The first week I told you to buy Devon Travis. The 2nd week I told you to buy Steven Souza. This might be the most improbable streak since Joe DiMaggio's. I'm not talking about his 56-game hitting...
View ArticleCarlos Rodon We Now Our Gay Apparel, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 6
Oh man, what a week of pitching! Filled with intrigue, romance and murder! Eh, a little carried away there, although poor Jarrod Parker might indeed have his MLB life cut short. Get well soon,...
View ArticleCishek Expatriated From Czech Savepublic
Maybe I shamed the Marlins into caring about their bullpen. Maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied. Why do we scream at Steve Cishek? This is what it sounds like, when fantasy baseballers...
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Points Leagues: (S)Harper Image
In 1977, not only was yours truly introduced to this cruel, crazy beautiful world, but so was a place that would sell the coolest of cool gadgets. Who reading this can say that, as a kid, or even an...
View ArticleRookie SP To Play Role Of Vincent Velasquez In Pulp Astro Fiction
His name is Bills because his parents were told at the hospital that you can't put an apostrophe in a name, and got mixed up when the nurse asked, "Whose birth certificate will this be?" and they said,...
View ArticleHeston In Planet Of The Aughts
When Chris Heston entered the 1st inning and said, "Keep your stupid bats off my pitches, you damn dirty Mets," we should've known we were in for a historic night. Or at least a histrionic one. I was...
View ArticleChi Chi All That And A Bag Of Nachos
Yesterday, Chi Chi Gonzalez went 7 IP, 1 ER, 11 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 0.42. Hey, Major League Baseball retired that number! If this pitching thing ever stops working out for Gonzalez, he can go...
View ArticleWe Rebuilt This City On Rock And Roll
It happens every year. Bath time is disrupted by the ringing of my flip phone. Thinking it's Subway getting back to me about my sandwich artist application, I rush out of the tub to answer. Alas, it's...
View ArticleTop 20 Shortstops for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
The top 20 shortstops for 2016 fantasy baseball were once as bad as the top 20 2nd basemen for 2016 fantasy baseball that I went over the other day. Now the shortstops have had an influx of youth --...
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2016 Team Previews: Cincinnati Reds
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticleNL Tout Wars Recap — Did I Just Draft Dee Gordon?
As many of you know, I was invited into the NL-Only Tout Wars live draft this past weekend that took place at the SiriusXM building in New York. The draft started at 10 AM EST on Sunday. I include...
View Article12 Team, Mixed League, Slow Draft Recap — This Thing Has More Rounds Than The...
Scout and Razzball teamed up to bring you 12-team mixed league slow drafts, and, when I say slow, I mean that I've seen paint dry faster and with more upside. It's exactly like our 12-team, mixed...
View ArticleDraftKings: “My Name is Max, My World is Fire and Blood”
Mad Max Fury Road was a wildly loud, hard, smoking fastball that has everything in common with our Heterochromia Max that will be starting today against the Atlanta not so Braves. Opening Day? Check....
View ArticleAstros Choose Luke Over The Force
*takes a long inhale* "You smell that, Roberta? You, with the yellow-stained armpits and sweatpants, I'm calling you Roberta. That's baseball you smell. In its infinite complexity and finite...
View ArticlePerkins’ Flap Jacked, Jepsen Steps In
Glen Perkins hit the DL with a shoulder strain. Or, for those of you who have Siri read these posts to them, "Sorry, Grey, there's no set closers in the Minnesota area, would you like to open up your...
View ArticlePlease, Sir, Can I Matt Moore?
As George Bush Jr. once said, "Fool me once, shame on you, you can't fool me again because we won't get fooled again," then he was joined by Pete Townshend in a duet that made sense at the time, but...
View ArticleDraftKings: You’ve Been Thunderstruck!
Crank up that AC/DC and let's get this party started! Oh and in case you haven't heard Axl Rose will be joining AC/DC as Brian Johnson will be stepping down due to hearing loss. Bittersweet as I loved...
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DraftKings: A Disappearing Cards Trick Using Only A Left Hand
In this age of technology, sometimes its good to look back on a forgotten pastime. There was a time when we all believed in the unknown. A time when we believed in that which was unbelievable. A...
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